The internet's favorite existential cat speaks out against Halloween.
HALLOWEEN

We wish Henri was our cat instead of the stupid horse-meat gluttons we have now.

We share a lot of these sentiments. This morning the people working at our bagel place were dressed in full costume. Instead of finding it charming or fun or whatever was supposed to happen, we merely hoped no one would drop a fake witch's fingernail into our cream cheese. Also, we rented a car last week and all the kiosks and counters were decorated in fake spider webs. We know it's Halloween, but do airport car rental places really need to look condemned? Too cranky? Sorry, Henri sets us off like that sometimes.

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