The funniest ways to tell your loud-sex-having neighbors that you can hear absolutely everything.

Do you have any lube left? We're making sundaes! (Via)

No matter how turned on the sound of their passionate sex-having might get you, there comes a time in every neighborly relationship when you just have to tell the people next door, "Mutually orgasm more quietly as I have work in the morning." These notes do the job with some excellent passive-aggressive sarcasm and even a few brilliant assists from modern technology. (Some images via Passive-Aggressive Notes)


"Agony?" How lonely are those neighbors? (Via)


 The wall braces it. Otherwise the bed just moves around the room like a bumper car. (Via)


Both are very cathartic. (Via)


Here's hoping they've met by now, and they're making noises of their own. (Via)


Never too soon to learn how it sounds when a woman is being attended to correctly. (Via)


Updated 12/18/13:

He hears you personaly [sic]. This guy is hands on! (Via)


Or at least wait until the nighttime when your shameful acts will be cloaked in darkness. (via)


Don't fall for it. They probably get off on the notes.


Maybe building inspectors need to pay more attention to wall thickness.

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