He hears you personaly [sic]. This guy is hands on! (Via)
No matter how turned on the sound of their passionate sex-having might get you, there comes a time in every neighborly relationship when you just have to tell the people next door, "Mutually orgasm more quietly as I have work in the morning." These notes do the job with some excellent passive-aggressive sarcasm and even a few brilliant assists from modern technology. (Some images via Passive-Aggressive Notes)
Or at least wait until the nighttime when your shameful acts will be cloaked in darkness. (via)
Don't fall for it. They probably get off on the notes.
Going with "a woman's being beaten" over talking about sex? You have serious issues.
"Three of us in the room." That's a hint. Mary wants an invite.
You're causing ripples in the water in everybody's drinking glasses.
Your animals fear intimacy.
I wouldn't be so tired if I hadn't had to stay up all night videotaping you.