Man offers neighbors definitive proof that they need to have sex way more quietly.
NEIGHBORS


"F**king Is Great! Please Not So Late" was our favorite Schoolhouse Rock number.

We really hope we never get a CD like this from our neighbors. We would be so ashamed to hear ourselves politely asking each other to "Shift to the left or my leg will fall sleep," and those loud exclamations of "You need to just lie there and let me do everything if you want me to last more than thirty seconds!" Then of course comes the afterglow question of, "Was the cat staring at us like that the whole time?" He shouldn't have given them the CD though. He should have just started blasting it at them through the wall, making them panic that they've been cloned and their replicants are next door trying to repoduce.

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