Send the team to check his house for parasites! It might also be mold.
Hugh Laurie is officially the second-most-unhappy person to look like Hugh Laurie. We hope that in the Russian plumbing universe this is the guy you call when you just have no idea what's clogging the toilet. In fact, now that we think about it, we're fairly certain that everybody lies about that, too. "There's no way I could have wrapped my wedding ring in a note that said 'Screw You' that I tied to a rock and flushed down the toilet. Oh hey! Well, I suppose that could have happened after I contracted a brain-eating parasite in the Amazon while cheating on my wife. Anyway I still think you overcharged us."