Nun caught on security camera stealing beer and Four Loko.
RELIGION

You think it's easy being married to the son of God? She has to listen to him rage all night long about how he came to Earth as a savior for his children, "And look how they repaid me! Nailed to a cross, I mean who DOES that?" Not to mention how pissed he gets every time he tries to pay a parking meter and the change tumbles through his stigmata onto the ground. She deserves a belt or two, and with an outfit like that she can hide a whole case of booze if she wants. In closing, religion is lies. Alcohol is truth.

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