Presenting the least appetizing cookbook ever planned.
FOOD

Never before has a photo so emphatically screamed "Wait 'til you get your chow-holes around these bitchin' foods, dudes!" At the very least, we now have definitive proof that Guy Fieri and the lead singer of Smash Mouth are, in fact, different people. Clearly, everything in this book will taste like a rancid blend of wasabi and neck sweat, from the "All-Star Ahi Tuna," to the "Might As Well Be Walkin' On The Sun Steak Tacos," to the "All-Star Scrambled Eggs" (we assume over 97% of the items in the book will play off the phrase "All-Star"). Thankfully, the first step of every recipe will be "Take 11 shots of tequila," so by the time you're pouring whey protein into your casserole dish, you'll be too drunk to care what you've become.

[ Via SF Weekly ]
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