Look, we understand the economy hasn't fully recovered yet, but trying to save money on marriage counseling by writing to Pat Robertson is just ridiculous. Especially when Pat's advice involves you moving to Saudi Arabia so you can your beat wife. Seriously, horrific support of domestic abuse aside, does he even understand how much of a pain in the ass it would be to move to Saudi Arabia? For starters, you've got to find a job there, which almost certainly means you'd need to learn the language. And then, of course, there's the minor immigation issue. Just because the U.S. military up and occupies any damn middle-eastern country it wants doesn't mean regular people can. Factor in airfare for two, moving expenses, etc.? Forget about it! You're better off just hiring a divorce lawyer. Or, if you do decide to go through with beating her right here in the U.S of A., a criminal lawyer and Chris Brown's PR team.