The most polite freeloader ever to crash a wedding.
WEDDINGS

Full disclosure, never once have we spelled "hors d'oeuvres" without looking it up first. We just did it again. Why does something that takes like half a second to eat have to take an hour to spell? You might think this freeloader is just an uneducated rube for thinking it's spelled "horses," but he was making a point. Call them "Bite Size Yums Yums" or "Dinner Teases" or "Doesn't Count Cause It's Small" and we can all finally stop putting on airs just because someone shoved a toothpick into a piece of ham. Also, this guy was brought up well. Steal food and drink on someone's magical day, fine, but if you leave the guest book unsigned you're why society is falling apart at the seams.

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