They always lose interest the minute you take off the zombie makeup.
Don't judge! Face-to-face human interaction has been dead since 2008. How else are we supposed to find love anymore, if not by posting and messaging each other a list of all the stuff we'd like to do to each other? Of course, sometimes your Facebook friends can get a little over-eager, maybe a little too excited to discuss their own anatomy, and that's when they end up on this list celebrating Facebook users trying to establish a romantic connection with no regard for their own dignity.
I thought posting Happy Bday on his wall was enough. This is getting out of hand.
Dammit. Fell in love again. Stupid literacy!
Girls love a gentleman who respects their fragile insecurity.
Do you want a husband or a wifey? Make up your mind and stop playing with hearts!
Does that come before or after the cake?
Are you from a poorly funded school district? Cos daaayuum! (Via)
You called him bro. He thought that meant you were dating. (Via)
This was the year he found out Santa's so not real. (Via)
If you kept the wishing on the stars and off Facebook, you'd have a way better shot. (Via)