A gun-toting booze hound's refreshingly honest obituary.
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Maybe we aren't living our life to the fullest. We've thus far only developed a love for younger women and booze. Cars and the NRA will come eventually, right? We wish we could go to this guy's memorial service, if only to hang out with some like-minded registered Democrat prostitutes.

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