10 clothing items that tell the world you're a nerd in the sexiest way possible.
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After years of people liking your status updates as a way of saying they like your boobs, the Facebook Bra finally eliminates the middleman.

The days of you having to choose between being sexy as helll and being a huge effing nerd are over. Nerd guys and nerd girls are running the world now, and they've been having super-nerdy sex for quite some time. No longer do you have to hide your nerdy heart just because you want to look hot enough to lure someone inside you. The clothing items gathered here dress you from underwear to evening wear in the sexiest, geekiest outfits that could ever end up on some total nerd's bedroom floor.

 


You'll be sexier than the voice of GLaDOS when you're in your Portal Companion Cube panties

 


"Let's travel through space and time to the nearest bedroom" is what they'll say when they find out you're wearing TARDIS panties.

 


The Nintendo Controller dress wraps your body in your partner's entire childhood.

 


Show just how hot you look when you're handheld in your Gameboy tube dress.

 


"That Tetris dress makes you fit right in our party," is what people will say at parties when they see you in your Tetris dress and want to say something hilarious.

 


HTML Earrings show that just because you spend so much time coding you're practically a cyborg, that doesn't mean you can't accessorize like a human.

 


Tie it all together with Mario Mushroom shoes.
 

 


For when you want to stay home and blow your night on the internet, put on your favorite pair of wireless keyboard embedded jeans (the photo is for dude jeans but they have to have a women's pair by now).

 


And for when you hit the beach, do it in the C3PO one-piece, because nothing looks hotter than when you're dressed as everyone's favorite gay robot.

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