Congratuations to Walgreens for not just openly selling sex toys, but for sounding downright proud of just how awesome your sex toy really is. The writer of this copy sounds genuinely amazed by this pocket sized artificial vagina, marveling at how "every centimeter of it has a particular function." We only wish it came with a map detailing those functions centimeter by centimeter, pinpointing which centimeter dispenses lubricant and which centimeter fills you with puritanical shame. Our favorite part is the closing line, which claims that the black model "provides a tighter interior sleeve for a noticably different feel from the Flip Hole White." So what you're saying, Walgreens, is once you go black artifical pocket vagina you never go back?