The most delightfully inappropriate confessions ever posted on Facebook.
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You seem way too excited about this. (Via)

Mother of God! These posts make us wonder how many people posting to Facebook are on their death bed, hoping that a priest reads their final status update and leaves a comment absolving them of their sins. Taken together, these facebook users celebrate the darkest regions of the human soul, as well as the brave and shameless exploration of one's own body. Enjoy them with a strong stomach.

 


This is why teens are leaving Facebook. Because their moms won't. (Via

 


Feels like you just had a very satisfying poop all over my will to live. (Via)

 


Why do women always ruin Valentine's Day by pressuring men into anal? (Via)

 

Updated 1/23/14:


Nor do we want to. (Via)

 


Weirdly, that's the first question on the Healthcare.gov FAQ. (VIa)

 


How many more? I'd like you to meet my Facebook friend. His name's Child Services.
(Via)

 


In closing, I am a danger to myself and others. (Via)

 


You didn't try to burn it down by choking a candle with a paper towel, did you? (Via)
 

Updated 7/19/13:


Does the comment mean he got a little over-excited again?

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