Attention ladies of Brooklyn, we spotted this flyer in the most romantic of places: taped to the filthy tiled wall of a subway stop. The C line in Clinton Hill. That's right, your future lover takes the local. It's not clear if you get to choose whether you get a soda, coffee or, if you're a child with a birthday coming up apparently, a "cake & ice cream date." But if you're looking for a "one nite [sic] stand" with someone who can afford non-alcoholic beverages and scotch tape, you've got the number.