The least damaging way to tell young children the truth about Santa.
CHRISTMAS SEASON

We still remember the day we found out Santa wasn't real. We were next in line to sit on his lap at the mall when the police pulled his beard off and led him out of Santa's Village in handcuffs for having evaded several out-of-state warrants (two DWI's, one manslaughter). Anyway, Chris is clearly the "fun uncle" of this family's Christmas time. Here's hoping the newborn baby or illiterate adult who recently converted to Christianity doesn't find out the truth for a very long time.

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