1. Can't Weight 'Til Christmas
A lot of children make their parents handmade gifts for Christmas, but the only thing these brutally honest brats are offering is crushed self-esteem and crippling insecurity. If Santa Claus awarded bonus points for unsolicited candor, these kids would get whatever the hell they wanted for Christmas. But what they need most is a filter.
2. Walken in a Winter Wonderland
3. White (or Red) Christmas
4. Happyish Holidays
5. I Saw Mommy Kissing Someone Who'd Probably Be a Cooler Dad