The 26 most wonderfully blasphemous items ever placed on top of Christmas trees.

The Shining Bud Light Of Beerthlehem (Via)

The lights and the tinsel and those homemade ornaments you inherited from your Gramma, they're all just noise. It's the topper that tells your houseguests how you get your Christmas on. Do you dig angels? Do you rock a star? Or do you follow the example of the toppers on this page, and fly your psycho flag atop the scotch pine with a loud, boisterous, Merry Batshit Christmas? Whatever you do, be not ashamed. It's your tree. Tis the season to make it as unsettling as possible.


Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you... I'm Floridian. (Via)

For the holiday party that screams "get ready for unbearable religious/political discussions!"

"Wow, I can't believe we all got each other XBox Live gift certificates again!" (Via)

All Cthulu wants for Christmas is for you to suffer unutterable pain in stygian darkness. (Via)

Remember, luchadores destroyed their backs and health for your sins! (Via)

The Internet is your God now.

The Hugh Jackmangel (Via)

In Christmas, No One Can Hear You Scream


The Tree That Stole Christmas 

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