In this case, honesty is the weirdest policy.
Pretty nice of them to capture it, actually.
They don't. Someecards probably does, though.
No smiley face, Cindy?
Also, boyfriends are like dirty clothes; don't leave yours on the floor.
"I feel more comfortable complaining about the notes by note."
I'm impressed it responds to anything at all.
Great method for dealing with lazy ant roommates.
Then I have to get my shit together enough to actually clean it. Two-three weeks?
Pretty cheap for either.