Ouch. You just got out passive-aggressioned.
Whether you're in your post-college years or your mid-forties and sleeping in your old room at your parents' house, the roommate situation is a hotbed of hostility and spoiled food-borne illness. Eventually, the unwashed dishes and random pubic hair discoveries become too much to bear, and accusations and apologies are exchanged in pointed, often wonderfully clever notes. Here are some of our favorites that reveal way too much about the gross ways in which non-sex-having humans tend to cohabitate.
Um...are there drugs in it?
In this case, honesty is the weirdest policy.
Pretty nice of them to capture it, actually.
They don't. Someecards probably does, though.
No smiley face, Cindy?
Also, boyfriends are like dirty clothes; don't leave yours on the floor.
"I feel more comfortable complaining about the notes by note."
I'm impressed it responds to anything at all.
Great method for dealing with lazy ant roommates.