Apparently when Christians say "Jesus is everywhere," they mean "especially the stupidest places possible." These lesser-known Christ sightings from around the country may still look like miracles to you, but we just see an attention-starved deity who's weirdly obsessed with useless household crap. Check out this slew of random objects to see for yourself, and be sure to let us know if the Son of God ever shows up on your toilet brush or something.
Savior on a Slab
New Testament Tortilla
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Jesusman
He Dried For Your Sins
Savior On The Half Shell
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