More of the most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.
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Apparently when Christians say "Jesus is everywhere,"  they mean "especially the stupidest places possible." These lesser-known Christ sightings from around the country may still look like miracles to you, but we just see an attention-starved deity who's weirdly obsessed with useless household crap. Check out this slew of random objects to see for yourself, and be sure to let us know if the Son of God ever shows up on your toilet brush or something.

 


Marmite Messiah

 


Savior on a Slab

 


Flapjack Jesus

 


New Testament Tortilla

 


It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Jesusman

 

Updated 12/16/11:


Jesus Phish

 


He Dried For Your Sins

 


Savior On The Half Shell

 


The First Rule of Bible Study is Don't Talk About Bible Study

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