The 15 most white trash Christmas trees in existence.
CHRISTMAS SEASON


The Friendly Fire Hazard Tree

Ever feel like you're putting way too much money, time, energy and thought into a dead indoor plant? With the economy still in shambles, now's the time to drastically downgrade your holiday spirit. As you can see by these horrifyingly creative examples, this year's Christmas tree doesn't even need to be an actual tree. Take a cue from our cousins twice removed whom we don't talk about very much because of that thing where Paul accidentally shot Sarah at the family BBQ, and consider these fun, bare-bones tree ideas!

 


The "Our Favorite Reindeer Are Vittles 'N Fixins" Tree
 


The "I Don't Have To Take It Down If I Never Bring It Inside" Tree
 


The Classy Look-How-Much-Wine-We-Drank-In-November Tree
 


The South Will Rise Again And Then Probably Catch on Fire Again Tree
 


The "And All Through The House Not A Creature Was Stirring Because They're Dead" Tree
 


Monster Truck Demolition Tree
 


Highly Caffeinated and Recyclable Tree
 


The Leave-A-Gift Under The Seat Tree

 


Fairly Standard Whisky-Swilling Stuffed Bear With Horn Tree
 

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