17 Thanksgiving turkeys even more dysfunctional than your relatives.

Attention-starved turkey. (Via)

Thanksgiving is almost here again, which means it's time to force conversation with creepy loved ones in between hiding in your childhood room for depression-fueled naps. We've recently discovered that turkeys themselves are getting even scarier than those weirdos you'll be painstakingly reconnecting with. Perhaps thinking of these deeply disturbed birds during your holiday will help put your human kin in perspective. 

The I've-Been-Doing-Fine-Since-Ken-Left Turkey


The "In-Laws Are Way Too Comfortable" Turkeys

The NSFW Turkey - Grandma's original recipe.

The Colorado And Washington Thanksgiving Special


The Turkey From Your Childhood Nightmares


The Soylent Green Turkey


Turkey That's Planning To Eat You For Dinner Redux

Turkey That Craps With The Door Open

Snooki Turkey

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