Attention-starved turkey. (Via)
Thanksgiving is almost here again, which means it's time to force conversation with creepy loved ones in between hiding in your childhood room for depression-fueled naps. We've recently discovered that turkeys themselves are getting even scarier than those weirdos you'll be painstakingly reconnecting with. Perhaps thinking of these deeply disturbed birds during your holiday will help put your human kin in perspective.
The I've-Been-Doing-Fine-Since-Ken-Left Turkey
The "In-Laws Are Way Too Comfortable" Turkeys
The NSFW Turkey - Grandma's original recipe.
The Colorado And Washington Thanksgiving Special
The Turkey From Your Childhood Nightmares
The Soylent Green Turkey
Turkey That's Planning To Eat You For Dinner Redux
Turkey That Craps With The Door Open