17 Thanksgiving turkeys even more dysfunctional than your relatives.
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Attention-starved turkey. (Via)

Thanksgiving is almost here again, which means it's time to force conversation with creepy loved ones in between hiding in your childhood room for depression-fueled naps. We've recently discovered that turkeys themselves are getting even scarier than those weirdos you'll be painstakingly reconnecting with. Perhaps thinking of these deeply disturbed birds during your holiday will help put your human kin in perspective. 
 


The I've-Been-Doing-Fine-Since-Ken-Left Turkey

 


The "In-Laws Are Way Too Comfortable" Turkeys
 


The NSFW Turkey - Grandma's original recipe.
 


The Colorado And Washington Thanksgiving Special

 


The Turkey From Your Childhood Nightmares

 


The Soylent Green Turkey

 


Turkey That's Planning To Eat You For Dinner Redux
 


Turkey That Craps With The Door Open
 


Snooki Turkey
 

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