Just when we thought we were in, you push us back out!
Oh come on! We know it shouldn't be a shock that there are drama queens on Facebook, but these infuriating users are are becoming a scourge, making the world's most self-absorbed medium even less tolerable with every intentionally cryptic, overwrought status update. Everyone has at least ten friends like this who constantly court concern with updates about how "you" broke my heart and now "life just isn't worth living," and they know they can get a dozen comments from their gullible, similarly theatrical friends by typing nothing more than a simple "Ugh!" The crybabies included here are just a small sampling of a growing Facebook population that must be stopped! (Sorry if we got a little over-dramatic at the end there.)
Finally, someone speaks up for the thin. Enough of the low BMI bullying!
One good way to rationalize why you're never called nor texted. (Thanks Katie M)
It's honestly just some research I'm working on. Also, AM I WANTED?
I'm in a bad mood because of whatever put you in a good mood this morning.
Wow! Starting shit with someone for being a great person. That's how you hunt down drama.
Betting that 1 thing might be "LMS IF YOU'LL TAKE ME BACK!!!!"
You made it home alive! Make sure to take your knife if you go to the bathroom to brush before bed.
I don't mean to complain, but man those complainers are something!
So, you just said you hope you die soon. You know that right?