If this gets 50k likes, we'll get out of the car. (via)
We'll stay tuned for more updates. (via)
I guess you could say nothing and leave us ignorant of this behavior. (via)
Everything about this is a lie! I bet he's not even on break. (via Failbook)
She's so flustered she can't even spell masturbate. (via Lamebook)
The prosecution would like to enter into evidence the following Facebook post...
Now everyone will know you are a real class act.
What did Man do before fleshlights and hot pockets?
Yeah, it'll definitely be less awkward right afterwards.
It's cool, they probably had to fart.