The most utterly insane job opportunities on Craigslist.

Isn't that bad for the plants' self-esteem?

A perusal of the Jobs section of Craigslist is less a search for appealing opportunities and more an exploration of self. You begin to ask yourself how low you're willing to sink, how much degradation you can tolerate. You explore your past for the wrong turns you made that led to your consideration of a job where you have to supply your own leather mask. Before you go job-hunting, take a stroll through these ads to get a sense of what's out there, and then maybe reconsider moving back in with your parents for a while.

You know, like Andorra, Vatican City, Monaco, Lichtenstein, Malta...


There was a time when a father taught his own son how to play videogames.


Oh, well if no one else will be there, then no one will ever find out.


"Feel free to deflower him. We believe he needs to grow up sometime."


Also available for investigating creepy noises in the middle of the night.


But if you DO like to crush snails in the nude, we won't stop you.

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