Can we just switch our order to the spaghetti? If no one's had sex in it?
Even the cat looks angry that someone brought Blue Moon.
It's cool. He has a vagina underneath his left knee.
They're lucky he didn't just tie pistols to their feet.
Game of Thrones is bound to use this as a plot-point eventually.
She should end it with him. He clearly wishes he was dating Spider-Man.
The best way to stop forest fires is with a crapload of "likes."
Just having a pet dolphin would be enough for us. Or an Xbox, for that matter.
What would humans and ducks ally against? Swans?
Wrong. It's a framed picture of a mirror being photobombed by a ceiling fan.