What would humans and ducks ally against? Swans?
Wrong. It's a framed picture of a mirror being photobombed by a ceiling fan.
Commenters love to shout at a hat out on a ledge.
We feel bad for twin girls. They can't ask kids on the playground to "come and play with us" without scaring the hell out of them.
"Don't miss Kohl's holiday blowout!" -John 3:16
Our grandma used to make a great soul loaf. So tender, so eternal.
We'd go with the Bieber. Just to learn the sequence of terrible decisions that led to him getting the same haircut as our sister's girlfriend.
Your Facebook friends: Misunderstanding deep-throating hamsters since 2006.
In nature you're never more than two inches away from poo. And by "nature" we mean "our office."
People aren't that impressed when you train a man-parrot to talk.