Kids today don't watch enough VHS's.
At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself. You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at.
"Superficial aesthetic characteristics" = "She has giant boobs."
I always grew too attached to the sausages we raised on my farm as a child.
Why would you want to avoid a place with a ball pit?
It's true! M.J. really was out of this world!
ERECTION! How many times must I scream "ERECTION"?!
Could be anyone's ass, really.
Don't forget the Holey Bagel.
Earth is destroyed every year.