All is forgiven, Lee. Easy on the sprinkles next time. This isn't kindergarten. (Via)
Adults are basically just children who've grown fat, watched their dreams die, and learned to shrink from confrontation. So it follows that the modern workplace is just as petty and territorial as your typical elementary school playground, except there's a lot less spitting and hair-pulling, and a lot more bitchy note-writing. The most successful workplace notes strive to entertain just as much as they impolitely advise and chastise, and the notes collected here are some of the best of the medium.
Printers don't have mothers. They burst forth from hell and land directly on Best Buy shelves. (Via)
They need to stop hiring out-of-work wizards onto the cleaning staff. (Via)
Darcy might have an eating disorder. Or he needs a raise. (Via)
Bet they have to put up a new sign come January. (Via)
I'd never complain about meetings running long if they were run by Bussiness Cat. (Via)
Still doesn't look secure. He should have put the filing cabinet on top of it for weight.
A pen so awesome it will make you racist against yourself.