TV reporter reports on his willingness to beat the crap out of pedestrians.
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He fought the network to let him sign off every report with, "Come at me, bro." The network in turn made sure to always have a second newsvan tailing his. They want to get the story first when he inevitably loses his shit and bludgeons someone with a microphone for creeping into his background and ruining his gravitas with a goofy face. The last words they'll hear before death: "You just became tonight's top story, bitch!"

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