What hurricane preparedness looks like in New York City.
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America, please pray for New York. Pray that the destruction from Hurricane Sandy isn't so great that the 4G signal is interrupted, preventing New Yorkers from constantly uploading their iPhone photos of said destruction. Pray that this Frankenstorm ends before Halloween so it doesn't force New Yorkers to use the binder part of their super-clever Binders Full Of Bayonets costumes as shields against bruising frozen rain. And please, for the love of God, pray that this snowpocalypse of weather-borne terror will hold off long enough to not put a damper on Sunday brunch plans. Amen. Let us know in the comments what you think may be missing from this list.

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