- posted 10 minutes ago
I ain't saying you a gold digger but yeezus christ, just look at you.
(Gustav Klimt + Kanye West) (via Fly Art)
By themselves, posters of fine art or rap lyrics can seem like worn-out cliches that everyone hangs in their freshman year dorm rooms. Bound together by some very hipster-y typography, however, and suddenly that old college feeling of "I would look cooler and smarter with this on my wall" is coming back.
Fly Art, it its own words, is "the best marriage on the Internet: Art and hip hop according to Gisella Velasco and Toni Potenciano," two women from the Philippines who are making me realize all over again why there was a time when paintings caused as much controversy as rap albums today:[ Via Fly Art ]
Someone asked a bunch of people to label diagrams of male and female genitalia. Here's how they did.posted 13 minutes ago
It IS odd that this diagram left off the teeth. (all images via Buzzfeed)
Can you name all of your private parts? What about the other gender's naughty bits? BuzzFeed's Erin Chack and Adam Ellis asked a bunch of grown-ups to label a simple diagram of male and female genitalia. The results, while certainly entertaining, weren't so much accurate. It really makes you question the state of sex education in America today. Or at least question exactly where your vagina eyeballs are.
There are a bunch more of these to laugh at and learn from on BuzzFeed.[ Via BuzzFeed ]
- posted 49 minutes ago
Michele Bachmann is tired of being bullied by an oppressed minority, Dianne Feinstein is angry at being treated like an American, Keith Richards is ready to pass his wisdom on to children, and more...
- posted 1 hour ago
That's great, but sir, you're driving on the wrong side of the road.
I spend most taxi rides cursing weird smells, nauseated by traffic, or praying to survive to my destination. So I would have been as delighted as redditor harihisu to step into this cab, which is evidently driven by someone who not only doesn't have a death wish, but would like his passengers to have a pleasant day.[ Via redditor harihisu ]
- posted 4 hours ago
You seem way too excited about this. (Via)
Mother of God! These posts make us wonder how many people are updating Facebook from their death bed, hoping that a priest reads their final status and leaves a comment absolving them of their sins. Taken together, these facebook users celebrate the darkest regions of the human soul, as well as the brave and shameless exploration of one's own body. Enjoy them with a strong stomach.
- posted yesterday
Gracious, that's an attractive couple.
These (self-described) good-looking parents made the right decision when they embraced their daughter's love of the Frozen soundtrack. It was either be tormented constantly by the lyrics to "Love is an Open Door" or learn to imitate every smile, glance, and pause of the singers. Clearly, they did this for their own amusement, since their daughter looks entirely uninterested. But someday, she'll grow up, realize what they did for her, and be extremely embarrassed this video is all over the Internet.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)[ Via YouTube samuel8955 ]
Everyone started posting pictures of their pets with bee stings for some reason, and it was awesome.posted yesterday
"Don't worry, boss, I took them out with my face!" (via reddit)
Today, the Internet (or reddit, at least) demanded pets stung by bees. No one knows why the Internet gets such sudden and specific cravings (well, it always demands pet photos), but the important thing is that it is appeased. Today, redditors supplied more than enough tribute to the altar of adorably swollen kitties and pups who tried to eat and/or kill some bees, only to learn a painful lesson in humility instead.
It seems to have started with this basset hound who ate a bee:
His nose somehow looks even more powerful than usual. (via)[ Via redditor pamdndr, redditor sweetoldetc, redditor yessircapntightpants, redditor qwertyberty, redditor Jonnyb1604, redditor zealous887, redditor AndNew01, redditor Thokaz, redditor AUChris03, redditor Slowchildrenatplay ]
- posted yesterday
Going... Going... Going... (screengrab via SNY)
Okay, so this baseball fan absentmindedly did let his son careen down a steep hill in a wagon cart while he ran off to try to grab a foul ball at a Mets-Marlins pre-season game at Tradition Field down in Port St. Lucie. It's all caught on tape, so there's no denying that. However, in his defense, kids are relatively easy to come by. Lots of people have kids. And, you'll notice that his wife is holding a baby, so they've got a spare.
But how many people have an actual MLB Spring Training foul ball? You've got to go all the way down to Florida to snag one of those. And even then, you're not guaranteed, as is evidenced here in the video below. Sure, children appreciate in value at a slightly higher rate than baseball memorabilia. But you don't gotta put foul balls through college. So, it's a wash.
Good start for the Mets. Terrible start for this dad.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)
- posted yesterday
15 seconds is about how long my yoga practice usually lasts.
This yoga video from Miami-based instructor Jahzel Dotel is the best yoga video I've ever seen, probably because of the high ratio of bugged-out cat eyes to visible yoga poses. I applaud this kitty, Milo, for taking a stand against flexibility, self-discipline, and people who film their own exercise routines. Let's hope your owner learned something.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)[ Via YouTube jahzyoga ]
- posted yesterday
The ideal body: one boneless spaghetti arm, no crotch, jagged hip and shoulder bones.
While the model herself may be 24-year-old R'el Dade, this swimsuit was marketed to teens in Target's juniors section with a "thigh gap" that boggles the mind and brings the problems of unattainable body image to new levels. Not only has Ms. Dade's crotch been banished from existence, it's been replaced by an almost perfectly rectangular void that no animal without a hard exoskeleton could have. Who is making these calls? What horrifying mind said "yes, let's just get rid of that whole crotch area. Young women aren't self-conscious enough, so let's just make them feel like that whole region shouldn't even be there."